hi ✌
i like anime, my girlfriend, and stuff.
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rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

diaemyung:

Very Sugoi

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much